Shwits [sh wits] noun, plural
Definition: the combination of Shane and Whitney
Origin: Mr. Brian Sufrinko; circa 2013, Pittsburgh, PA
Example Usage: I’m meeting my Shwits for dinner tonight.
Related forms: Shwit-tastic, shwitty
In May of 2014 we sold all our stuff, packed up the cat, and moved to the Netherlands – all for the sake of science. 8+ years and one PhD later, we’re still abroad.
The Shwits 
Again, I would just like to point out that I was the first person to say “Crosson Europe the Wright Way” on the way home from snowboarding! Give ya sissy some credit!!!!